Funny Friend (feat. Soce, the Elemental Wizard)

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A Valentine's Day surprise!


Girl, we've been an item
For a good long while
I get a little frightened
Is being your guy cramping my style?
But when I catch a sight of
Your big ol' goofy smile
I know I chose you right, love
Monogamy is all right with me when you are my girl, girl

Pass a pretty woman
Darling i'll be damned
If i don't imagine
Taking her home, touching her gams
But when i swivel back, love
Grip your tiny hand
Forget about all that stuff
I couldn't do better than you, my funny friend

You're so funny, yeah
You're my funny friend

It isn't always easy to be keeping a bestie
When living in a city that is teeming with fresh meat
So many people around, the feeling is tempting,
And yet, my past experience was leaving me empty
It's time to go pure and find a person kind and mature
I would like to support this entire courtship, build an empire fortress
Have five or more kids
Line the whole crib with the finest pork ribs
Sometimes, we play emotional ping pong, when everything's wrong,
And I'm screaming like King Kong, you think fondly
And keep calming me psychologically like an ink blot
Resonating positivity, and I think not
Of the days in the past. When cravin the fast life,
I take a dash straight to the Mass Pike
At sixty-five, seventy. No breaks in the gas light
My funny friend by my side, making me laugh right


from Scraps, track released February 14, 2013
Produced and mixed by Evan Younger
Recorded by Alex Mead-Fox and Tom Tierney at Spaceman Sound, Brooklyn, NY
Mastered by Dan Millice at Engine Room Audio, NYC




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